Plus: Robots can now figure things out… on their own
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GM. We pressed the freshest headlines, skimmed off the pulp, and left you with a tall glass of sweet market updates – drink up before it gets warm!
No, my vacation’s not over yet. I’m actually on a tiny boat in the middle of the ocean rn, wondering what’s more unpredictable – these waves or the crypto market?
Anyways, let’s get into it before I become shark food.
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🍍 Market flavor today
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🍋 News drops
This is the news that had me gasping for air like I just got wiped out by a massive wave:
🥊 Bybit fights back, recovers billions in ETH
Bybit just pulled off a major comeback, reclaiming 88% of the ETH lost in the hack (446,870 ETH worth $1.23 billion) using various funding methods. They’re also dropping a proof-of-reserves report with Merkle tree verification to prove they’ve got users covered. Tether, ChangeNOW, FixedFloat, and THORChain helped by freezing $42.89 million, cutting down the hackers’ payday.
🎭 SBF ditches Democrats, shoots for a Trump card
Sam Bankman-Fried, once a big Democratic campaign donor, is now Team Trump and Musk. He’s throwing shade at Biden’s administration while hyping up Musk’s cost-cutting dreams. Meanwhile, his parents are out there trying to score him a get-out-of-jail card.
👔 A million-dollar suit… but make it shareable
Fermion Protocol is kicking things off on Base by letting people co-own a $1M Dolce & Gabbana digital suit – because why buy alone when you can split the bill? Founded by Boson Protocol’s Justin Banon, the project is all about turning luxury goods into shared assets, so high-end fashion isn’t just for the ultra-rich. AI and blockchain will take care of the heavy lifting, so you can flex your digital wardrobe without the full price tag.
🦾 Robots are getting way too smart
Helix AI lets robots follow voice commands and pick up new objects without any extra pre-programming. Thanks to its Vision-Language-Action model, they can recognize the actions and react in real time. Figure AI already trained it on 500 hours of robot demos and even gave it auto-generated instructions, so don’t be surprised if your next coworker doesn’t need lunch breaks.
Read more on these and other stories here.
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Now you’re in the know. But think about your friends – they probably have no idea. I wonder who could fix that… 😃🫵 Spread the word and be the hero you know you are! |
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